I'm shit.

-Freddie, she loves you, you know?
-What?
-She loves you. And she can't stand it. Can't stand the love, so she fucks me instead.
-What?
-I'm pissed off yeah. She's taking the piss. And it's hurting me, cos Cook needs the love too. Cookie's got nothing. Cookie's always got nothing. That's why I do her pal. That's why I pop Panda. Panda's popped. It's always the same - great tits Panda, great tits Effy. That's all I get, cos' I'm shit. I'm pure shit.

Skins, season 4.